On the first day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me: A brand new SCV.

On the second day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me: Two Terran Wraiths and a brand new SCV.

On the third day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me: Three Marines, two Terran Wraiths and a brand new SCV.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me: Four Hydralisks, three Marines, two Terran Wraiths and a brand new SCV.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me: Five newborn Queens, four hydralisks, three Marines, two Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me: Six Zealots fighting, five newborn Queens, four hydralisks, three Marines, two Terran Wraiths and a brand new SCV.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to us: Seven Zerglings swarming, six Zealots fighting, five newborn Queens, four hydralisks, three Marines, two Terran Wraiths and a brand new SCV.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me: Eight Archons burning, seven Zerglings swarming, six Zealots fighting, five newborn Queens, four hydralisks, three Marines, two Terran Wraiths and a brand new SCV.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me: Nine Battlecruisers, Eight Archons burning, seven Zerglings swarming, six Zealots fighting, five newborn Queens, four hydralisks, three Marines, two Terran Wraiths and a brand new SCV.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me: Ten Ultralisks, nine Battlecruisers, Eight Archons burning, seven Zerglings swarming, six Zealots fighting, five newborn Queens, four hydralisks, three Marines, two Terran Wraiths and a brand new SCV.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me: Eleven Science Vessels, ten Ultralisks, nine Battlecruisers, Eight Archons burning, seven Zerglings swarming, six Zealots fighting, five newborn Queens, four hydralisks, three Marines, two Terran Wraiths and a brand new SCV.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me: Twelve Arbiters, eleven Science Vessels, ten Ultralisks, nine Battlecruisers, Eight Archons burning, seven Zerglings swarming, six Zealots fighting, five newborn Queens, four hydralisks, three Marines, two Terran Wraiths and a brand new SCV.

Why am I so jolly?
Hey! Who spiked the egg nog?